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Old Jul 07, 2005, 08:09 PM // 20:09   #21
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27. you spend more time in lions arch district 1 reading the trade channel WTS items that scrool by looking for the max dmg gold bow health > 50% instead of posting in the WTB.
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Old Jul 07, 2005, 09:41 PM // 21:41   #22
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With my monk, I finished the game in half yak's bend armor and half ascalon city armor
28. Beating the game with half yak's bend armor and half ascalon city armor sounds like a good idea!



as a water ele i have endured the pain of attempting this.. but alas, i am gonna fold and buy drok's once i make it there
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Old Jul 08, 2005, 10:03 AM // 10:03   #23
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29. You do Underworld with level 20's with no armor on every player!
30. You do Underworld before level 20, and without Ascending in the desert!
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Old Jul 08, 2005, 10:20 AM // 10:20   #24
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31) You charge 2k for running someone to Piken Square
32) You spend all your money on a staff you'll never be able to use.
33) You think your guild is doing good because it's rank has a lot of numbers next to it.
34) You expect to be able to farm in the same spot for 2 weeks.
35) You claim the charr don't play fair, they just "ganked" you when you were minding your own business as a lvl 2.
36) You wonder why your undead minions are dieing.
37) You start looking for white dye for your new armor.
38) You give your armor to your friend thinking you've just made his day.
39) You get pissed when nobody buy's your godly (customized) weapons.
40) You insult Pie Xags in-game.
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Old Jul 08, 2005, 10:23 AM // 10:23   #25
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41. You look for Dye remover to make your armor look good!
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Old Jul 08, 2005, 10:31 AM // 10:31   #26
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42: You ask how to aim catapults and such.
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Old Jul 08, 2005, 10:39 AM // 10:39   #27
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#43 You think the way you play and advance through the game is the only viable option and look down on everyone using (legitimate, thus non-exploit, non-cheating) strategies and options.
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Old Jul 08, 2005, 10:45 AM // 10:45   #28
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#44 You spam looking for top rated guild! Too bad and lazy to build one or help advance one.
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Old Jul 08, 2005, 10:45 AM // 10:45   #29
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Originally Posted by smitty-gw
Nothing brought me greater pleasure in this game than when that Stone Summit Dwarf buried his axe in Rurik's head.
Word. I shall call you Tim.
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Old Jul 08, 2005, 11:04 AM // 11:04   #30
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45. You go into any other game and say "Looking for group to take me through Ascalon city!"
45(2). You go into another game and spam that "GW is the best thing on the planet!"
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Old Jul 08, 2005, 11:32 AM // 11:32   #31
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#46 You start a guild war with 4 Npc's and after 30 minutes fighting you ask how to actully win a guild war.
#47 You post in the trade channnel "WTB Ascalon Bow (not the one from the collectors)"
#48 You start spamming another Guild because you won an unrated GvG against them and didn't get points.
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Old Jul 08, 2005, 04:12 PM // 16:12   #32
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#49 You spam in the Tombs "which city does this mission take me to when i win?"
#50 You put all your rare gold weapons on pvp char's and delete the char right after forgetting to take off the weapons.
#51 You expect henchies to run you through missions and half way through they all bail on you, "*henchie's name* has left the game".
#52 You are a healing monk that thinks you are an awesome tank with your replica fiery dragon sword that Rurik has
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Old Jul 08, 2005, 04:15 PM // 16:15   #33
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#53. You go into Ascalon/Yak's Bend arena without a Rez Signet.
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Old Jul 08, 2005, 05:57 PM // 17:57   #34
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#54.You talk to the henchman and ask urself why they dont talk to you
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Old Jul 08, 2005, 06:11 PM // 18:11   #35
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#55, You took Gwen with you and brough her new flute and capes.
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Old Jul 08, 2005, 07:52 PM // 19:52   #36
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#56. You spend 3 hours outside a public zone wondering why nobody will come by and help you hunt drakes.

*EDIT Just had another one

#57. You scream "REZ ME REZ ME REZ ME REZ ME" to your henchmen healer after you get owned on a mission.

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Old Jul 08, 2005, 09:31 PM // 21:31   #37
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#58. You get asked if you have res for mission, and you put all possible res skills in your bar (its all i could think of )
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Old Jul 09, 2005, 02:59 AM // 02:59   #38
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#59: You stand next to the Uber hard boss you just defeated waiting for him to respawn.
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Old Jul 09, 2005, 03:46 AM // 03:46   #39
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60. You're a monk in Hell Precipace spamming: WTB healing weapon! (oxymoron. there is no such as a healing weapon!)

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Old Jul 09, 2005, 03:03 PM // 15:03   #40
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#61. When Henchies tell you 'you suck'
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